Last week Jason announced that we could no longer delay rebuilding the 1,300 feet of fence along the driveway. The next day Jason had 250 posts delivered and the
we didn't intend to do that
we were able to pull the broken post out without too much trouble
He immediately started running in a circle screaming f**k repeatedly at the top of his lungs. I thought, "wow, we must have really nailed the water line" and that Jason was expressing his frustration. But he didn't stop running, and he continued screaming profanities.
I knew the circling and profanity screaming were not related to our water line when he began stripping off his shoes and clothes while he continued to run in circles screaming f**k f**k f**k. I was stunned into silence as he stripped down to his t-shirt and boxer shorts and continued running in a circle screaming f**k. I threw myself into his path to ask him what was wrong, because simply screaming, "Jason, what's wrong?" wasn't getting me any responses.
Jason, running around in his boxer shorts and t-shirt on our driveway, screamed "I stuck my hand into some f**cking fire ants." If you've never been bitten by a fire ant, take my word for it that it hurts. If you get a bunch of them crawling on you and stinging you, you too will run around in your driveway in your underwear screaming f**k, trust me on this. Jason's behavior now made perfect sense to me. To preserver what little dignity Jason has left, there will be no pictures or videos of him franticly running in circles on our driveway in his boxer shorts screaming f**k.
All of the boards were delivered yesterday, so we still have plenty of fun fence building left. This mile of fence from Maury Fence Company has been the awful gift that keeps on giving. Word to the wise, never have Maury Fence Company build you a fence.
the boards being delivered
Convey rolling, Chance and Baby grazing
Walon and Sushi
Rubrico and Ripley
Squirrel and Gus
Rocky, Toledo and Roho
Wilson and Ripley
Chance and Baby
Thomas and Levendi
Cisco and Hemi
Rey and Faisal
Grand, Hemi and Thomas
Revy, Hemi, Grand, Thomas and Apollo
Rey, Cisco and Homer
Moe, Ricardo and Trigger